The Dead Sidekick

The mini-blog of DeadSuperHero

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

cj-sewers:

daintyblackpegasus:

napoleonbonerhard:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

NIGHT BLOGGERS WILL RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY

UGLY CRYING

IGHHHHuUGHHHHUGHHHHGAHHHH

(Source: nervabeacon, via homiewankenobi)

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