Tomorrow is National Kiss Day, reblog if you will...
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
It's TMI Tuesday!
Ask me a question about anything, and I’ll do my best to answer candidly. Can be as tame or perverse as you want it to be. Make my night.
Hollow Heavens and Hollow Hells
My dreams die every time my feet hit the floor. I hope for a future that never happens, I’m trapped in a past that haunts you forever. My hope fades as I look in the mirror. Scarred beyond recognition, held down through the hole in my chest. Fractured and fragmented as the thoughts firing across me. My skeletons return from the closet to rejoin me. Battered and beaten, hiding my...
Shit shit shit
I am a fucking idiot.
Working Black Friday
Was fucking intense. Finally got off work, now dicking around until my ride shows up.
As We Travel Down a Weathered Road
Sometimes, it is up to us to take risks. We worry about the outcome: where are we going? Where will we end up? Why do we do things without a complete view of the outcome? The answer, of course, is the pursuit. We travel down a weathered road of what ifs and we place ourselves as the haves and the have-nots. Our exploration is what makes us human, our fear of the past doubly so. From footsteps to...
i-think-someone asked: what size shoe do you wear?
i-think-someone asked: DO YOU HAVE TO POOP?
Anonymous asked: Your most awkward relationship. 1,2,3 GO!
Time to Go Twist My Spine Into Horribly Painful...
Because I like to game on my laptop in bed. Fuck sitting.
I'm Sean Motha Fuckin' Tilley
I write erotica and have two penises.
raemae81 asked: What is something you have always wanted to do and haven't? Do you think you will ever do it? :)
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I’m actually really lonely right now, and could use something to do. :( The questions may be as insulting, awkward, or bizarre as you’d like.
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single....
reblog if u want to smoke with some of your...
MUST REPRESS THOUGHTS OF SEXUAL EUPHEMISM.
Hey, I saw your post on giving up earlier. We don’t really know each other that well aside from maybe having a few classes together in high school, but I just wanted to say that I’ve totally been in your shoes with that kind of situation before. I understand the constant judging of yourself, the disappointment of gaining weight, having to constantly compare yourself to people that...
Type out huge answer to cheer up someone in my feed that’s feeling down…character limit keeps me from sending it. So much for privacy or sending it anonymously.
My Daughter Deserved To Die For Falling In Love →
Two weeks ago, The Observer revealed how 17-year-old student Rand Abdel-Qader was beaten to death by her father after becoming infatuated with a British soldier in Basra. In this remarkable interview, Abdel-Qader Ali explains why he is unrepentant - and how police backed his actions. Afif Sarhan in Basra and Caroline Davies report This fills me with so much fucking rage.
Russia to make it illegal to be out as LGBT →
amazingatheist: angela-della-muerta: Political leaders in St. Petersburg are about to vote on law that will make it illegal for any person to write a book, publish an article or speak in public about being gay, lesbian or transgender. The ruling party led by President Medvedev and Prime Minister Putin could make millions of people invisible with the stroke of a pen. Human rights defenders...
Reblog This if Your Stepdad is An Asshole
gamerchick02 answered your question: Dating - That Thing I Don’t Understand Have you tried joining a Masonic group, or meeting people at an activity where there will be people who are interested in stuff you are? Those are both possibilities, although I never would have considered a Masonic group! I have pondered over becoming a Freemason in the past, but I never really viewed it as a tool...
Dating - That Thing I Don't Understand
So. I’ve been stood up on dates twice in the last week. By two different people. There was never any real explanation, or apology, and they both did this thing where they just stopped communicating with me just before the date. Ladies out there: why do so many of you insist on having a man, and talk about how lonely you are, if you’re going to do things like this? I’m not saying...
Bad Little Boy, Chapter 01 →
This is my first formal submission for serious, actual erotica. I plan on scaling this out into an entire series centered around the protagonist’s final year at high school. If you like it, feel free to check out my other forthcoming work. I realize that some people find erotica to be incredibly tasteless, but I enjoy writing it. It’s every bit as legitimate as the poems and short...
This is What You Get
One of the big problems of getting older is feeling like you don’t quite fit in your old social circle anymore. People you used to be “BFFs” with suddenly say things that really offend you, and you don’t feel like you can quite relate all of a sudden. The worst part is looking at the trainwreck of your friendship, and not being sure about how to fix it. Recently, some very...
lionheartedgirls started following you
Two in one day. Clearly I’m doing something right.
pillow--pants started following you!
pillow—pants: deadsuperhero: Yay! fuck yeah! this is my first one of these kinds of things dedicated to me. i’m feelin’ the tumblr love. Well, you’re welcome! I just get stoked everytime I get a new follower. :)
pillow--pants started following you!
My friend just...
One of my best friends just screwed one of the girls I like. FFFUUUUU
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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